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WHY DID I WANT A JOB SO MUCH IN THE FIRST PLACE ANYWAY??? Okay, the good news? ---> I'VE GOT A JOB...!!! ( together with a leng zai who's still single n available..! Not that it matters.. ---> I'm earning bout RM500 a month (if i can somehow endure the next few months, that is.. Now, the bad newz... ---> Working hours are terrifying..! ( morning shift consists of 10am-7pm, afternoon shift is from 1pm-10pm, and *groan* a full shift is from 10am-10pm..!! *Like, what's the bloody difference between the morning and afternoon shifts anyway?? ---> I'm the first girl in history to be hired there, and my colleagues are a bunch of egoistic males who rarely use their brains. ( since all their blood seems to be rushing elsewhere..don't ask.. ---> My supervisor is a grossly overweight, bloody horny fucker, who's next "takeover target" seems to be ME. * ( he hasn't tried anything overly major yet, but everyone who works there is telling me it's only a matter of time..Like, fuck you,asshole, i'm resigning at the slightest hint of any shit from you. ---> Because of His Horniness ("Horniness" - a newly invented word, created by Miss Christine while seething over the whole issue *( Then he keeps asking me if everything's okay. Like, the first few times were alright, but asking me if i'm okay for like, 15 TIMES in an hour??? ---> There's a weirdo working next door, who's stalking me. ( No kidding, he gives that creepy stare when he passes our shop, and yesterday, he asked my name and phone number.. Like, arggh, someone help me..!!!! ) ---> I don't have time to hang out with my friends anymore..! ---> I've been promoted to being a cashier. Now, most people would ask, what's so bad bout being a cashier? Well, i'll let you decide after reading this scenario.. : ME: Huh? Why must press this button, how does the machine work, etc.. HIS HORNINESS: Oh shit ( in Chinese ), you see? My fingernail broke larh.. Oh, how do you like working here? Okay arh? ME: Yes, i'm okay working here, thank you. Now, how do i record this in the account books? Nike, Adidas separately? HIS HORNINESS: * he either starts on totally crappy subject, or leers at me.. * repeat the conversation above several times. Well, how the fuck am i supposed to learn when no one is making the effort to teach me?? When a customer actually buys something, ( which is a rare occurence, i assure you.. Being the blur and easily muddlled girl that i am, i ignored everyone's advice, and proceeded to create a historical event by being the slowest cashier ever..! I guess i thought things would somehow get better, as this is my first attempt at a job after all.. ( Oh, how naive can a girl get anyway? Hmph, at least i managed not to cry till today.. ( 5th day of work ) My ex picked me up at 10pm just now, and i began my greeting to him by complaining bout work, as usual.. ( i know, its a very bitchy thing to do, since he works too, but doesn't complain bout it, but i gotta let it all out somehow, right? ) Somehow, while screaming and ranting, i suddenly started sobbing.. Hmm, must've been the accumulated stress from the past 4 days? Anyway, he managed to calm me down, told me to quit after a month.. We shall see.. Hopefully, HIS HORNINESS contracts an incurable disease ( i heard stories that he dates prostitutes.. I conclude my depressing post for today with an advertisement.. *WANTED: PEOPLE TO COME TO FACTORY OUTLET TO VISIT CHRISTINE, WE'RE LOCATED OPPOSITE THE GRAND CONTINENTAL HOTEL, KUANTAN ( You don't have to buy anything, just accompanying me there is more than enough..! Hehe..
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