WHY DID I WANT A JOB SO MUCH IN THE FIRST PLACE ANYWAY???

         Okay, the good news?

---> I'VE GOT A JOB...!!! ( together with a leng zai who's still single n available..! Not that it matters..  )

---> I'm earning bout RM500 a month (if i can somehow endure the next few months, that is..)

         Now, the bad newz...

---> Working hours are terrifying..! ( morning shift consists of 10am-7pm, afternoon shift is from 1pm-10pm, and *groan* a full shift is from 10am-10pm..!! )

*Like, what's the bloody difference between the morning and afternoon shifts anyway??  

---> I'm the first girl in history to be hired there, and my colleagues are a bunch of egoistic males who rarely use their brains. ( since all their blood seems to be rushing elsewhere..don't ask..)

---> My supervisor is a grossly overweight, bloody horny fucker, who's next "takeover target" seems to be ME.

* ( he hasn't tried anything overly major yet, but everyone who works there is telling me it's only a matter of time..Like, fuck you,asshole, i'm resigning at the slightest hint of any shit from you. )

---> Because of His Horniness ("Horniness" - a newly invented word, created by Miss Christine while seething over the whole issue ) , he arranged my shifts to times only when he's free to come to our shop.

*( Then he keeps asking me if everything's okay. Like, the first few times were alright, but asking me if i'm okay for like, 15 TIMES in an hour??? And I DON'T CARE IF YOU'VE BROKEN YOUR FINGERNAIL, TOENAIL OR WHICHEVER BODY PART OF YOURS!! As far as i'm concerned, you can chop your dick off, as long as you stay away from me!)

---> There's a weirdo working next door, who's stalking me. ( No kidding, he gives that creepy stare when he passes our shop, and yesterday, he asked my name and phone number.. Like, arggh, someone help me..!!!! )

---> I don't have time to hang out with my friends anymore..!  (  i had no idea Sha visited Kiwanis Centre with Ju Vern already..! it sounded like she had so much fun, from her post in her blog.. i miss lepak-ing with them so much..  )

---> I've been promoted to being a cashier.

         Now, most people would ask, what's so bad bout being a cashier? Well, i'll let you decide after reading this scenario.. :

ME: Huh? Why must press this button, how does the machine work, etc..

HIS HORNINESS: Oh shit ( in Chinese ), you see? My fingernail broke larh.. Oh, how do you like working here? Okay arh?

ME: Yes, i'm okay working here, thank you. Now, how do i record this in the account books? Nike, Adidas separately?

HIS HORNINESS: * he either starts on totally crappy subject, or leers at me..

* repeat the conversation above several times.

            Well, how the fuck am i supposed to learn when no one is making the effort to teach me??

         When a customer actually buys something, ( which is a rare occurence, i assure you.. )  they all force me to be the cashier, and there'll be like, 4 different guys raining advice at me at the counter!

         Being the blur and easily muddlled girl that i am, i ignored everyone's advice, and proceeded to create a historical event by being the slowest cashier ever..!  ( it wasn't my fault if HIS HORNINESS was too interested in talking bout his fingernails to teach me anything, right? )

         I guess i thought things would somehow get better, as this is my first attempt at a job after all..  ( Oh, how naive can a girl get anyway?  )

         Hmph, at least i managed not to cry till today.. ( 5th day of work ) My ex picked me up at 10pm just now, and i began my greeting to him by complaining bout work, as usual.. ( i know, its a very bitchy thing to do, since he works too, but doesn't complain bout it, but i gotta let it all out somehow, right? )

         Somehow, while screaming and ranting, i suddenly started sobbing.. Hmm, must've been the accumulated stress from the past 4 days?

         Anyway, he managed to calm me down, told me to quit after a month.. We shall see.. Hopefully, HIS HORNINESS contracts an incurable disease  ( i heard stories that he dates prostitutes..  Yeah, like what girl in her right frame of mind would date him anyway? ) and dies within the next week or so..

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