" A stone in the hand, is worth two birds in the bush.. "
( Hmm.. That doesn't sound right.. )
" A bird in the hand, is worth two stones in a bush..?? "
( Nope, that sounds decidedly worse..! 
)
Erm..
" A bird and stone in the hand, are worth a bush..?? "
( Oh, screw it.. )
Hehe, whatever the saying really was, hopefully someone shall correct me in future.. Now, what i was really trying to say through that (horribly complicated) idiom above 
:
As we all know, your's truly here is desperately in need of a job, be it a part-time or full-time job, involving cleaning dirty dypers, slaughtering pigs, cows, rats ( or anything you want " taken care of " basically 
), digging paralyzed people's noses, ( hey, someone's gotta do it..! ), JUST GIVE ME A JOB..!!!
Well, this time, maybe God took my prayers a lil too seriously.. Okay, this is the current situation :
Career prospect number 1 ( Nike / Adidas shops ) :
Advantages:
---> It pays a minimum of RM 530..!! ( not including commissions and bonuses..! )
---> I get to choose one day off per week..! ( I'll take any day except Sunday, so i'l have an excuse NOT to go to church! )
Disadvantages :
---> May have to work late night shifts
---> Haven't been interviewed yet ( but i was recommended by friends, so that shouldn't be too much of a problem, hopefully.. 
)
Career prospect number two ( some unknown shop nearby ) :
Advantages:
---> They definitely have a vacancy now, i can even start tomorrow if i want..! ( have another friend working there )
---> Office hours only, night shifts not needed ( not that it matters, since i cant sleep anyway, so why not earn some cash while i'm awake? )
Disadvantages:
---> It only pays RM18 a day, and i doubt if i'l get any commision, much less a bonus..!
---> I have till tomorrow to decide if i want this job..!
Hmm, my friend says the second job is definitely not worth it, since RM18 a day is not much if we compare it to what i'll get at Nike..
But on the other hand, what happens if i turn down the second offer, and somehow, i don't get the first job either?? ( Then i'll feel really stupid, and start cursing myself.. which is not exactly how i imagined spending Valentine's Day this year.. )
Oh very well, the unavoidable, long-dreaded, topic has finally arrived.. Once again, Valentine's Day has arrived, bringing with it.. hmm.. interesting opportunities? Or false hopes and more shattered illusions?
Since this is my first Valentine's being single, i'm beginning to wonder, why all the hype bout this so-called "special" day anyway?
Hmph, in my opinion, the media and those who'r already attached should also be considerate to those who're still single on V-Day and not over-do all the kissing, couply-thingies they keep showing on tv these few days! 
( or maybe i'm just a jealous bitch at the moment since the guy i like probably has a dozen dates or so? )
Then again, my past experiences ( while i was attached ) on V-Day weren't that earth-shattering either. Considering that one of my exes gave me a blade as a V-Day gift. (Hmm.. Practical? He wants me to die? Or just plain weird? 
)
*Maybe a coffin would've been better, then, my dear? (* sigh* )
Okay, truth is, i really needed a blade at that time, and he knew it, so he bought it as a surprise for me! ( I remember being really touched 'cause that meant he was obviously paying attention during my long rants and complaints on the phone.. )
Oh, alright, i shall hold my judgment on this years' V-Day, since it only begun 2 hours ago. Who knows, i may meet my prince at the mall later? ( NOT that i'm going to specifically "buaya" anyone there, but rather, i'm going to..erm..look for more jobs! Hehe, yeah right.. )
Lastly, to everyone out there, whether you're single or attached, i wish you a HAPPY VALENTINE's DAY..!! ( If you're attached, try not to gloat at those less-fortunate, kay? And if you're not, try not to murder any of your friends who are..! )
* My mom has started screaming at my grandma again. This is a good sign, cause it means my grandma is able to walk a lil now, and resume stealing cookies from the kitchen!
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